food

A code word for weed, use it when your mum is in the room...widely used in a group of my friends.

Usually very difficult for "the man" to decipher if its used correctly (correct use shown below).
Stoner 1 "Dude, I'm starving, let's get some food"
Stoner 2 "Yeah, there's this great food shop down my road, let's go eat till we're sick"
by Ben Tricarico April 18, 2005
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Wok Skating

To attatch trucks (Skate-board wheels) to the bottom of a large chinese frying pan and sit hencewith, in said frying pan and blast down the steepest hill you can, holding onto nothing but the handle and your life.
Check out Youtube for Wok skating videos
by Ben Tricarico November 25, 2006
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Ping

Pong!

A game played to determine the next in line for the spliff.
Stoner 1 - Man I'm wasted...Ping.

Stoner 2 - Huh?
Stoner 3 - Yo check this out...oh!
Stoner 4 - Oh shit, PONG!
Stoner 2 - PONG! Ohh crap...
Stoner 4 - Safe, pass that J.
by Ben Tricarico December 28, 2007
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post-hardcore

Emo, with alot more screaming
Post-hardcore band - Alexisonfire
by Ben Tricarico April 21, 2006
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Flob

A breed of the human species, probably a branch of the Down syndrome section of society.
I have encountered scores of people of this breed in my lifetime, and have been astounded to realise they have never been catagorized, which is something we humans like to do, stick people in boxes.

These people typically have a lower intellect and intelligence than your average person, the tell-tale signs include always wearing rather thick glasses and a ever so slightly offended look on their face.
They tilt their head back and peer at you down their nose when talking to you, raising their upper lip into a sneer that exposes the teeth.
Often found boasting about the great achievements they've come to accomplish in their life, the unfortunate engorged grandeur only suffices to expose the pitiful backwards living-at-home-til-25 lifestyle they lead.
Flob - I've got a motorbike!
Guy 1 - Oh, that's cool, what is it?
Flob - It goes dead fast! It's red.
Guy 1 - Huh?
Guy 2 - It's a moped, and his mother bought it for him.
Flob - I can play drums too!
Guy 2 - Great, did you get them for Christmas?
Flbo - YEAH! I mean, no! I'M DEAD GOOD ON THEM, COME TO MY HOUSE AND BE MY FRIEND!
Guy 1 and 2 - Later flob.
by Ben Tricarico December 28, 2007
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Absolute Moron

The difference between "You're" and "Your"
If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.
by Ben Tricarico November 24, 2006
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