Ben Kenobi's definitions

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

hebe

A racial slur against either people of Jewish decent or people practicing the religion of Judaism.

As one of Jewish decent who is currently practicing Judaism, it is against my moral beliefs to put an example.

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

loigle

A complete and utter liar.

What? You're saying YOU won that game of Monopoly? You're such a loigle!

by Ben Kenobi June 4, 2005

American Idiot

A completely stupid CD written by a homophobic band of so-called rockers called Greenday. They are absolutely painful. If they went on TV, Simon Cowell would kill them.

The CD is about some random kid who enjoys using the words fuck and faggot. It is totally idiotic that anyone would ever listen to it.

American Idiot is the lamest CD ever.

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

Dave Barry

The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.

The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:

1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.

by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

Good Charlotte

A rather pathetic band that no one really likes. See Simple Plan (my definition).

You're going to play Good Charlotte at your party? You loser!

by Ben Kenobi July 19, 2008

George Carlin

The absolutely greatest comedian ever to grace the Earth with his presence.

"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."

by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008