Definitions by Ben Crawford

choop log 

The cross between a chode (a penis that is extremely wide but extremely short) and a poop log.

Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.

Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs

Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.

choop log by Ben crawford October 9, 2007

salcha 

the name of a small town in alaska relatively close to fairbanks. this town is made up of crappy houses and nastier looking people. the town itself wreaks of poo so the word has been redefined as the stench that the town is composed of. poop/shit

hey pat, brb i gotta drop a huge salcha.

dude, it smells like salcha in here.

salcha by ben crawford August 31, 2007

grapeworld 

The state of being stoned, lit, torched, high, toasted, etc. This is used in place of getting high to be able to communicate with your friends what you're gonna do publicly while keeping what you are going to do a secret to others

Ben: Hey Kyle i got tickets to grapeworld you wanna come?

Kyle: Hell yeah, good thing shannon doesnt know what grape world is.

Ben: i know, i love how mad she gets since she doesnt know

grapeworld by Ben Crawford April 22, 2006

grapeworld 

The state of being stoned, lit, torched, high, toasted, etc. This is used in place of getting high to be able to communicate with your friends what you're gonna do publicly while keeping what you are going to do a secret to others

Ben: Hey Kyle i got tickets to grapeworld you wanna come?

Kyle: Hell yeah, good thing shannon doesnt know what grape world is.

Ben: i know, i love how mad she gets since she doesnt know

grapeworld by Ben Crawford April 22, 2006

porkpie 

ladies vagina after festival. Crunchy on the outside, like jelly on the inside

my porkpies a bit itchy

porkpie by Ben Crawford November 11, 2003

meesh 

short friendly version of Michelle

My names Michelle, but you can call me Meesh

meesh by Ben Crawford November 11, 2003

monski'

come on we really must be getting along now my friends

monski'! We're running late

monski' by Ben Crawford November 11, 2003