Ben 's definitions

anshutz

Simply, in all the meaning of the word, God.

Master of time, space, and dimension.

Master of all things awesome and sweet.

Ninja

Manly

Someone who travels to Europe and enjoys custard.

"Wow, that kid is so anshutz"

by Ben November 9, 2004

flash

Dwyane Wade's nickname, courtesy of Shaq.

"Yo, you see Flash take it to the house against Houston last week?"

by Ben February 17, 2005

numbum

Sitting in a car for too long making ur arse numb

ive been driving for 29hours and i have a numbum

by Ben April 13, 2005

April Fools' Day

nickname for the first day of april. the one day out of the year that practical jokes are acceptable and encouraged.

"man, that was funny when you woke your dad up at 3 in the morning on april fools day and told him the house was on fire."

by Ben April 3, 2005

townie

failure, always tlking bout soem shitty car which is "kitted up" starts fights with people who are younger than them or if they are outnumbered. i am proud to say i can tackle 5 on my own, two of us could take on 10. They were cheap clothes and have totally fucked up the english dictionary, the females are no more uglier than a vomited meal and the townie males usually act hard on their own but fail when attacked by someone younger than them.
They hang around in groups and try to attack bigger groups (examples include lions chasing after a herd of zebras or gazelles in africa) they smoke and drink cheap cider and smell liek it.
have the intelligence of a virus and they spread like one, should be experimented on and sent to the moon.
tends to listen to phat tunes which are not music.

townie- ya starting you fucking cunt? person - no, why do you ask?
townie-cuz you just gave my mate a dirty look
person - where is your mate
townie (after a few minutes of realising he isnt with one) o you wait ere ill get im ya cunt
and the person walks away

by ben November 8, 2004

ice luge

A block of ice that has a curving channel carved out of it. The block rests at an angle so that a beverage, typically beer, will travel down through the channel into the mouth of a happy drinker.

Last night was insane. I think I had about 6 beers from the ice luge alone. Good times.

by ben October 6, 2003

the Cheat

1. A yellow cat-like creature with black spots, known only to exist in Strongbadia.

2. One who is not dead.

3. One who looks like the Cheat.

4. One who you can't stay mad at.

The Cheat is not dead....no....the cheat is not dead.

by Ben September 10, 2003