Ben 's definitions

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 7, 2003

neech

Patch of skin between your navel and genital area upon which pubic hairs grow.

"I would have gotten a blow job, but the hair on my neech was out of control."

by Ben December 8, 2003

Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.

I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.

by ben June 9, 2017

Ozzy

Was good in the days of the Masters (Black Sabbath) But then he got abit too high an became shit. There is also a crap show on MTV

The Osbournes is shit, why dont poeple see that? Its awful!

"O I say Jerry, He said fuck"
@HaHa! Oh how funny do the little children think this is"

by Ben August 7, 2003

wank

1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate

1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization

by Ben August 11, 2003

old school trickery

a skateboarding move that consists of any old school shit. i.e. grabbing the board and spinning it and stuff

look at that old school trickey down the 3 set

by ben August 13, 2003

dova

A post whore. Someone who likes to post in a forum to raise his post count. A riding queen.

Dova posts "I like it man" cause he's a little bitch

by Ben August 15, 2003