Ben's definitions

cambray

Translates roughly to "The coolest person alive" or "The epitimy of cool".

There have been incidents of this cool transfering from herself to all others in the vicinity of her. (It is that powerful)

She also happens to be really hot.

cambray rocks

<3

by ben January 23, 2004

Pinting

To have as one's sole objective to drink many many pints at a bar or pub, usually with fellow pinting partners.

Using the word "pint" as a verb.

As in "to pint or not to pint.."

I think I will go pinting tonight as I can feel a thirst coming on.

Usually someone who is pinting is very focused on getting intoxicated and less concerened with meeting lovely ladies.

A person who is pinting however usually engages in loud conversations and debates.

by Ben January 24, 2004

rig

anything...... if you look at something and don't right away remember what it is called then it is a rig. generally you will be pointing at the object in question.

"hey fuckmook, can you hand me that rig"

by ben January 25, 2004

Doppel-Gangers

An indiginous worm located in South Africa. They hang from trees and when approached they make strange wooping noises and jump at your face. Then they suck the sweet sweet juices from your eyes and make a nest in your intestines. They can grow from 5 inches to 5 feet long. The doppel-ganger is endangered so please do not hunt them for sport.

Guy1- Did you hear that?
Guy2- Hey whats that in the tree over there?
Guy1- Thats a doppel-ganger.
DoppelGanger- WOOP WOOP!
Guy1andGuy2- AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Ben January 25, 2004

on the bubble

rising to stardom

did you see him he's on the bubble

by ben February 4, 2004

iono

retarded way of spelling i don't know

whats for dinner
iono
stfu

by Ben February 7, 2004

moom

1) 'Everything', It is used to confuse others. (n)

2) A rubber blue cow, which was beheaded. (n)

1) "What is Moom!" -- "It is everything *walks away*"

2) Moom has no head.

by ben February 8, 2004