Ben's definitions

bolitified

mangled, deformed, retarded

Wow that was one fucking bolitified rabbit, it's ear was coming out of its ass.

by Ben November 25, 2003

yo mama

1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point."

2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.

1. Amy: You're so ugly!
Gwen: Yeah, well so's YO MAMA!

2. "Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!"
"Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund."

by Ben September 10, 2003

Il1k3c3r34l

one of the top 100 spammers on genmay, also a wannabe chop gawd

Il1k3c3r34l: OMG wow

by Ben August 30, 2003

commonwealth bank

a stupid banking institution with giant fees

i going down to the commonwealth bank to effectivly burn my money

by Ben October 8, 2003

dillywag

Penis
(nelsons in particular)

Hey, check out nelsons dillywag!

by Ben June 13, 2005

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 18, 2003

buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

by ben November 13, 2003