cockwaffle

A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.
You are such a cockwaffle.
by Ben December 22, 2004
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borgasm

An extremely horrible sexual experience with an extremely ugly woman.
Oh damn, I think I just had a borgasm with that ugly hag. Baaaarrrfff..
by Ben March 06, 2005
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sandwich

1) n. **Etymology- comes from the Earl of Sandwich, the inventor of the dish**
A food item traditionally served with certain ingrediants between two slices of bread (although certain sandwiches such as the club, have more than two slices). The ingredients can consist of anything from peanut butter to gravy.

2) v. To pin between two objects/people.
1. This ham sandwich is awesome!

2. He was sandwiched between two slabs of granite.
by Ben May 17, 2004
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Omi

by Ben October 08, 2003
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Slut Wagon

Any large means of transportation inhibited by intoxicated females. Can also be used when a group of females walk by.
Back to the S.S. Slut Wagon. (SAS S98)
by Ben April 07, 2003
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Troubleshat

A knee-jerk reaction in the troubleshooting process that actually causes more damage than the initial problem it was designed to overcome.
I can't believe that just happened! I called into to tech support and they had me drop my firewall because I couldn't obtain an IP address. What a troubleshat, now I've got viruses on my machine and can only boot to safe mode, much less connect to the internet!
by ben December 28, 2005
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Cugy Bear

A term used to keep manipulationg women away from innocent bears!No offence hannah:-P
" dats my cugy bear"
by ben January 19, 2004
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