Ben's definitions

magnum xtra shlong

1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel

Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong

by Ben February 8, 2005

worth a squirt

Used when you see a girl who you'd like to hump

cor look at her she's worth a squirt

by ben September 23, 2003

sublime

Amazing band that managed to fuse punk, reggae, dub, and hip-hop. Possibly the best band to come out of the '90s. Brad Nowell, the band leader, was a lyrical and musical genius who tragically died of a heroin overdose shortly before the release of their seminal self-titled album in 1996.

Sublime? Yeah, they were great. Good smoking music. Loved 40 Oz. To Freedom and Robbin The Hood.

by Ben July 4, 2004

westview

westview...really the poorest school in PUSD...there in so much dept that its not even funny anymore...ther school looks nice...but...they're so poor that MC students would get free stuff while Westview students have to pay 8 dollars for

Mc students: i cant believe we got the planers for free!!

Wv student: aww shit..i had to pay 8 bux for mine =(

by ben January 30, 2005

Boba Fett

When a girl hides and you search for her. Then you rapidly fuck her brains out.After you tie her to the wall like Boba Fett.

"IM gonna find you"
Opens Door
"They're you are bitch"
Sounds of brains being fucked out, and orgasm noises.

by Ben April 7, 2004

pulp fiction

a kick ass movie starring ben stiller and meg ryan about some police guys who are trying to find this man who pissed in this like totally holy river.
awesome totally 5 stars.

we gotta get this motherfucker who pissed in the river of satchoowa

by ben January 18, 2005

cockwaffle

A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.

You are such a cockwaffle.

by Ben December 22, 2004