Eggy Menace

A naughty man that is obsessed with eggs and will do anything to obtain them, including but not limited to stealing from poor old ladies, selling his body and pure raging when the shop sold out.

That lads a eggy menace, he just broke my grans jaw for a egg and cress sandwich.

by Beltazar November 09, 2017

Clockophile

A woman who is obsessed with clocks

Wow That woman is a serious clockophile

by Beltazar November 12, 2017

Lack of Art

When someone denies pure art.

That gimp denied my solid piece of artistry they got a bare lack of art

by Beltazar November 11, 2017

Penard Cocker

A dirty dirty little sex pest that will fuck your nan and dad in the same afternoon. Usually their names begin with a, b, c or l, but never lee.

Those lads are proper penard cockers tell ya.

by Beltazar November 10, 2017

Scuzzlebuzzlenuzznuzz

When the dildo goes in the wrong hole

Oh Scuzzlebuzzlenuzznuzz the dildo went in the wrong hole

by Beltazar November 12, 2017

Anal Cavalier

Pure solid geezer that goes on bare quests in a person's (usually a peng tings) anal passage.

My grandad is a crazy anal cavalier

by Beltazar November 10, 2017

Thips

That sexy af part of a girlie ting's body where the thighs and hips meet, found most often on thicc pengers.

That girl had some spicy thips.

by Beltazar April 25, 2018