Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

Spazzy Dwarf

A angry and retarded girl who looks blazed off her tits about 90% of the time, usually named sheree.

Mate that is one spazzy dwarf

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

Gash Bashin'

When you bash the gash so hard your abdomen turns into a dishwasher.

Who's up for some good old fashioned gash bashin'

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Cunt Bag

A straight up bastard of a geezer

That lad is a pure cunt bag

by Beltazar November 11, 2017

Scuzzlebuzzlenuzznuzz

When the dildo goes in the wrong hole

Oh Scuzzlebuzzlenuzznuzz the dildo went in the wrong hole

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

Ham Sammich

A tasty and nutritious breakfast consisting of minge.

I had a lovely ham sammich this morning.

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

Thips

That sexy af part of a girlie ting's body where the thighs and hips meet, found most often on thicc pengers.

That girl had some spicy thips.

by Beltazar May 30, 2018