Beltazar's definitions

Asshole

A person who goes somewhere without someone who expressingly made clear their interest in going.

That asshole went to the show without me.

by Beltazar October 14, 2017

Thiccccccccc

When the booty and thighs so thicc part of your brain shuts down, your dick turns into a fanny and your heart rapes your kidney.

That girl Thiccccccccc

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I.

Fuck me I'd smash her back doors in

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

Lack of Art

When someone denies pure art.

That gimp denied my solid piece of artistry they got a bare lack of art

by Beltazar November 11, 2017

Glorious Glowing Locks

A devastatingly handsome man in possession of glorious long hair. Often found to have the name Lee and is usually found in the colour of brown.

Yo that guy has some glorious glowing locks I bet he has a huge ballbag too.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

Eggy Menace

A naughty man that is obsessed with eggs and will do anything to obtain them, including but not limited to stealing from poor old ladies, selling his body and pure raging when the shop sold out.

That lads a eggy menace, he just broke my grans jaw for a egg and cress sandwich.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017