A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.
In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 09, 2010
The act of a well hung male shmacking his woman in the face with his penis 31 times..then turning around and blasting a disgustingly huge fart in her face...for good measure.
"Man!! This is a great porno!"
"Wait...Here it comes........"
" Holy shit !! He gave her a floppy bomb !!!"
" Someone better get the mop!! "
"Wait...Here it comes........"
" Holy shit !! He gave her a floppy bomb !!!"
" Someone better get the mop!! "
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 09, 2010
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 07, 2010
When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010
A native fruit/vegitable hybrid, grown in the highest mountains of Bolivia. Locals often refer to it's ability to stop persons with huge medical farting problems to clasp up their assholes and stop fucking blasting out the village. Small doses have been known to cause a strain of the Nigerian Anus Flu often resulting in death when forced into the rectal cavity.
I tried entering the farting contest...but someone slipped me some Doon Proot and now my cheekhole wont do SHIT !!!
by Bel Aire Beeryan March 01, 2011
A summer retreat for juvenile assholes to go and enjoy outdoor festivities like: shit sculpting : pirannah dodge ball : and placing your dick in a moving blender. Fun 4 all !!
"Hey Booker. I heard you got your first hand job at Cotton Summa Camp this year."
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 12, 2010
When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.
" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 09, 2010