Bel Aire Beeryan's definitions
When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010
Get the Aggravating Blow Job Doritomug. At the musician's Prince's home, recording studio & on the road..his toilets and or urinals must have purple cleansing tablets in them all so all the standing water is a deep, pretty purple.
Hey !! Prince just threw a cup of purple pee water on me !!!
Man. You are lucky !!
No shit?
Thank God !!
Man. You are lucky !!
No shit?
Thank God !!
by Bel Aire Beeryan May 24, 2010
Get the Purple Pee Watermug. A summer retreat for juvenile assholes to go and enjoy outdoor festivities like: shit sculpting : pirannah dodge ball : and placing your dick in a moving blender. Fun 4 all !!
"Hey Booker. I heard you got your first hand job at Cotton Summa Camp this year."
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 11, 2010
Get the Cotton Summa Campmug. The act of a well hung male shmacking his woman in the face with his penis 31 times..then turning around and blasting a disgustingly huge fart in her face...for good measure.
"Man!! This is a great porno!"
"Wait...Here it comes........"
" Holy shit !! He gave her a floppy bomb !!!"
" Someone better get the mop!! "
"Wait...Here it comes........"
" Holy shit !! He gave her a floppy bomb !!!"
" Someone better get the mop!! "
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 8, 2010
Get the Floppy Bombmug. A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.
In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 9, 2010
Get the Ye Ole Pasta Twatmug. by Bel Aire Beeryan May 10, 2010
Get the Pewber Mulchmug. When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.
" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 8, 2010
Get the Momma Shmackmug.