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Definitions by Bel Aire Beeryan

Doon Proot 

A native fruit/vegitable hybrid, grown in the highest mountains of Bolivia. Locals often refer to it's ability to stop persons with huge medical farting problems to clasp up their assholes and stop fucking blasting out the village. Small doses have been known to cause a strain of the Nigerian Anus Flu often resulting in death when forced into the rectal cavity.
I tried entering the farting contest...but someone slipped me some Doon Proot and now my cheekhole wont do SHIT !!!
Doon Proot by Bel Aire Beeryan March 15, 2011

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito 

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!

Purple Pee Water 

At the musician's Prince's home, recording studio & on the road..his toilets and or urinals must have purple cleansing tablets in them all so all the standing water is a deep, pretty purple.
Hey !! Prince just threw a cup of purple pee water on me !!!

Man. You are lucky !!

No shit?

Thank God !!

Pewber Mulch 

The loose,left over pubic hair that ends up in your underwear after a trim.
" My balls we itching bad today."
" You got the crabs ??"
" No just a little pewber mulch. "

Cotton Summa Camp 

A summer retreat for juvenile assholes to go and enjoy outdoor festivities like: shit sculpting : pirannah dodge ball : and placing your dick in a moving blender. Fun 4 all !!
"Hey Booker. I heard you got your first hand job at Cotton Summa Camp this year."
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"

Ye Ole Pasta Twat 

A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.
In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!

Momma Shmack 

When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.
" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."