9 definitions by Bel Aire Beeryan

rooba boobin

any narcotic pain killer that gives the user a state of euphoria.

Some people take large doses of rooba boobin before seeing a movie to enhance the viewing pleasure.

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 7, 2010

Doon Proot

A native fruit/vegitable hybrid, grown in the highest mountains of Bolivia. Locals often refer to it's ability to stop persons with huge medical farting problems to clasp up their assholes and stop fucking blasting out the village. Small doses have been known to cause a strain of the Nigerian Anus Flu often resulting in death when forced into the rectal cavity.

I tried entering the farting contest...but someone slipped me some Doon Proot and now my cheekhole wont do SHIT !!!

by Bel Aire Beeryan March 1, 2011

Floppy Bomb

The act of a well hung male shmacking his woman in the face with his penis 31 times..then turning around and blasting a disgustingly huge fart in her face...for good measure.

"Man!! This is a great porno!"
"Wait...Here it comes........"
" Holy shit !! He gave her a floppy bomb !!!"
" Someone better get the mop!! "

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 9, 2010

Ye Ole Pasta Twat

A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.

In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 9, 2010

Purple Pee Water

At the musician's Prince's home, recording studio & on the road..his toilets and or urinals must have purple cleansing tablets in them all so all the standing water is a deep, pretty purple.

Hey !! Prince just threw a cup of purple pee water on me !!!

Man. You are lucky !!

No shit?

Thank God !!

by Bel Aire Beeryan May 24, 2010

Cotton Summa Camp

A summer retreat for juvenile assholes to go and enjoy outdoor festivities like: shit sculpting : pirannah dodge ball : and placing your dick in a moving blender. Fun 4 all !!

"Hey Booker. I heard you got your first hand job at Cotton Summa Camp this year."
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 12, 2010

Pewber Mulch

The loose,left over pubic hair that ends up in your underwear after a trim.

" My balls we itching bad today."
" You got the crabs ??"
" No just a little pewber mulch. "

by Bel Aire Beeryan May 10, 2010