Definitions by Being sober is for the weak.

wigger 

Commonly believed to be a white man trying to be black when in fact it is any person of any race trying to act black.

Wigger means Wannabe Nigger not White nigger dumbshits.

wigger by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

love 

A word I'll use to get into womens pants.

I'm not lying when I say I love you... I'm just not in love with you.

love by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

snickers 

A candy bar that has argueably the greatest/funniest commercials known to man.

Guy 1-Did you see that Snickers comercial during the superbowl?

Guy 2- Yeah but that isn't as good as the Happy peanut song one

snickers by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

rolling 

One of the greatest feelings in the world. Absolute bliss.

I took a Blue Eagle last tuesday and I've been rolling for 3 days. I don't know why and quite frankly I don't care.

rolling by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

walmart 

A store where I can buy everything I'll ever need. All the while watching the retards and old people go about their lives.

Walmart may not be the greatest place on earth but the clothes I buy there are cheaper and last longer than the clothes my sister buys from Hollister or AE.

walmart by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

dazed and confused

The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.

Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.

dazed and confused by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

John Kerry 

The only man that could ever make me glad Bush won.

Bush may be a total dipshit but John Kerry is a pussy fucktard.

John Kerry by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007