Go Robot

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.

After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.

by Beelzebubba May 16, 2015

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KY Jammy

A situation where lubricant is needed but you don't have any on hand

Steven knew was in a KY Jammy because there was no way he was gonna be able to stick it up that that dude's butt without some KY jelly.

by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016

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I like it when they're pregnant. It's almost like I am tickling the baby.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

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when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

by Beelzebubba July 23, 2016

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Hits from a bong. Rarely used in the singular form.

Matt, it's the stingers that keep me going, dude.

by beelzebubba May 22, 2005

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when someone is sticking their tongue far up your ass as possible

Stephen had his tongue so far up my ass, he must have been reaching for corn.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

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