Beef burger 's definitions

Bulb Licker

Someone who sucks dick.

Guy 1: “Your girl doesn’t give you head?”
Guy 2: “Nah, she ain’t no bulb licker.”
Guy 1: “Your loss fucko.”

by Beef burger May 9, 2019

Late-Night Organ Donor

A man who will visit women at night only to have sex with them. To my knowledge, originally coined by Kanye West in the song Hold My Liquor from the album Yeezus.

"'Baby girl, he's a loner, baby girl, he's a loner'
Late-night organ donor, after that, he disown ya
After that he's just hopeless, soul mates become soulless"

by Beef burger November 23, 2021

Simpcel

A whole new level of simping, far beyond the classic definition of an incel.

i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.

Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.

*texts*
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):

guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.

by Beef burger January 16, 2021

homoaggressor

One who hates gay people, to the point of violence.

I’m not homophobic, I’m a homoaggressor!

by Beef burger January 15, 2019

Soo

The version of 'so' that is synonymous with very. This is intended to separate its usage from the form that is a transitional word (Ex. "So, this happened..." or "so what?").

Guy 1: Jordan Peterson? Soo based.
Guy 2: Based af.

by Beef burger November 23, 2021