Definitions by Because we're retarded

what's today's date 

Today is today

Jeff: Hey what's today's date??
Juan Julio Hernandez Estabon Ricardo El Chappo lll: today is today.

what's today's date by Because we're retarded October 28, 2019

ur rubber ducky give sucky 

The ultimate roast. This can instantly end anyone you're roasting. If you use this, you gain +2 intelligence and achieve Rick and Morty level power.

Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*

ur rubber ducky give sucky by Because we're retarded August 29, 2018

analisis 

A cancerous and incorrect way of saying analysis

"Time to put my analisis skills to the test!"
"you mean analysis?"
"No. Analisis . Correct yourself."

analisis by Because we're retarded May 26, 2017

relaxturbating

Being in such a calm state, you decided to masturbate.

You: So how was your weekend?
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating

relaxturbating by Because we're retarded May 22, 2017