Definitions by Beasley

Doobs

The breasts of an overweight Male individual that resembles those of a female.... A.K.A "Dude boobs".

1. "Damn, look at his Doobs"

2. "That awkward moment when your Doobs are larger than your girlfriend.

Doobs by Beasley March 23, 2019

BullShitter 

1. One who "Bullshits"

2. Someone who constantly makes excuses instead of taking action

3. Someone who says they're going to do something, but doesn't end up doing it.

4. My mans, Tony16

Guy 1: "Bruh, please don't be a bullshitter this time and actually show up"
Guy 2: "Ok, man, I will. You can count on it
*The time comes to show up*
Guy 1: "Yo, are you going to come?"
Guy 2: "It's over. I'm not going to go (even though I said I was going to go earlier)

BullShitter by Beasley August 7, 2017

get bent

it's like saying "go fuck yourself," because when a person MASTERBATES a lot, their penis begins to curve (or "bend")... it's what you say to someone who has nothing better to do.

"hey mike, we should go drinking tonight"
"or you could just get bent!"

get bent by beasley September 28, 2005