Definitions by Beaner 1

Bludget

Name given to a man that is seeking a blowjob from a prostitute but is unable to pay top dollar due to being on a budget.

I really need my dick sucked baby but I can’t pay that much, I’m on a bludget.

Bludget by Beaner 1 February 24, 2018

Code Brown 

The code given by patrol officers to explain why they are speeding to the precinct with lights and siren on in order to get to a toilet before they shit themselves.

Operator show me en route to the precinct code brown.

Code Brown by Beaner 1 December 4, 2017

Southern Fountain 

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.

Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.

Southern Fountain by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017

obamagize 

To offer an apology in such a way as to blame the other party for what you did.

The guy drove in reverse across the entire parking lot before he finally hit my car. He did at least obamagize by saying "I'm sorry I backed into your car but it wouldn't have ever happened if you hadn't parked near me. "

obamagize by Beaner 1 March 18, 2017

Democraty 

When someone displays or carrys out an act stereotypically thought of to only pertain to democrats.

Oh look, democrat lawmakers acting all democraty pushing gun control.

Democraty by Beaner 1 June 15, 2016

Lowesbian

A lesbian who has a job in the home improvement/maintenance field.

That female plumber looks like shes into women, she must be a Lowesbian.

A lesbian plumber, lesbian employee at a hardware/home improvement store etc...etc...

Lowesbian by Beaner 1 February 28, 2013

Flying a kite 

When a man is having anal sex with a woman while on her period and reaching under to hold her tampon string.

My friend asked me what do I do with the tampon string when having anal sex with my girl while she was on her period, I said I hang onto it just like I was flying a kite.

Flying a kite by Beaner 1 October 1, 2010