Bean-o's definitions

Dujo

An encounter whereby the glans on a man's penis contacts the inside of a toilet. Particularly frequent when using biffies (Port-a-potties)

"Man, that shitter gave me a baad dujo. Stay away from it."

by Bean-o January 31, 2004

Mange

This can best be described by following the flow of water: From the shower nozzle, onto a woman's hair, down her back, through her buttocks, and into a man's mouth.

"I'm not hungry- I had a big mange this morning."

by Bean-o January 31, 2004

wrong-un (n), dry ~ (v)

Like its name suggests, the term "wrong-un," (taken from cricket jargon) means "wrong one."

It can be used as a transitive verb, which is means "dry anal sex," since it leads to major complications if you try to say "dry wrong-unal sex."

As a noun, the term "wrong-un" is one's arsehole, and the term "dry" doesn't come into play.

As a transitive verb: "Hey, Scotty! I heard ya gave ya woman dry wrong-un!"
As a noun: "Hey, I heard you got some on the week-end, Scotty. Do you do her up the wrong-un? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

by Bean-o April 30, 2003

gobbie

gobby

gobby

by Bean-o April 30, 2003

muffy

Another Australian slang term. Down under, it is a verb that means when a man gives a woman cunnilingus. (That means he licks her vagina)

"G'day, Scotty! I heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a muffy on the week-end, mate."
{Pronunciation is actually "muff-ee"}

by Bean-o April 30, 2003

muffie

Can also be spelt "muffy." It's an Australian slang term.
See Bean-o's definition of "muffy." Basically, it's what you'd call "going down" on a woman.

"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffie...Oh, yeah, that's it, baby."

by Bean-o April 30, 2003

muffy

An act of cunnilingus. (Cunt-licking)

"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffy, darling!"

by Bean-o April 30, 2003