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Dolphin Cry

The muted moaning sound of a woman being gagged during a deepthroat. Resembles the sound made by dolphins at play.

Ho note: cheap whorish eye makeup will run

Safety Note: Do not attempt upside down with congested sinuses during an Inverted Flyby.
You haven't heard them fuck before? His old lady lets out a Dolphin Cry every time she goes down on him.
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
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Old Fashioned

The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.

As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress
by Bdamn November 22, 2010
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dicktits

Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.

Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.
by Bdamn December 19, 2010
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Headphone Hercules

Cocky prepubescent kid who has nothing better to do (i.e. homework, mow the lawn) than talk tough during online games. Usually involves threat of violence against the shins and ankles in midget style combat.

Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.
Hercules: in the soft voice of a child "I'll fucking break your legs if I ever see you!"

Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"
by Bdamn January 16, 2011
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Microsoft Muscle

One of the only well developed muscles on gamers, especially those who have yet to grow pubic hair.

During an argument the kid or effeminate dude in his parents basement will mention how awesome he is and something about your mother
"I can't believe you lost the game for us! I was trying so hard (tears forming)... hard like my 13 year old dick with your mom!"

"Really man? Did you just rip off your bieber T-shirt and flex your Microsoft Muscle?"
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
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