Definitions by Bdamn
dicktits
Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.
Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Batch Harvest
Relocating human ejaculate from the receiving party to another... possibly the originator, called Snow Balling.
See also Cum Swapping
See also Cum Swapping
The only thing better than a Cream Pie is seeing your girlfriends best friend Batch Harvest from her ass
Batch Harvest by Bdamn December 19, 2010
Inverted Flyby
A reportedly impossible aerial maneuver performed by Maverick in Top-Gun... but really refers to getting deepthroated while standing at the edge of a bed by a girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge.
To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
Russian Dude: "Why did you inverted flyby my sister!?"
Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
Inverted Flyby by Bdamn December 3, 2010
Old Fashioned
The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress
Old Fashioned by Bdamn November 22, 2010
Glasgow Bikini Wax
The act of dowsing one's pubic hair with scotch whisky and setting alight. Mentiond by Willy in The Simpsons s13e07 "It burns like a Glascow Bikini Wax!"
Duncan: "So did you get her to go for a Brazilian Wax?"
Malcom: "Nah, but I did the next best thing. After the bar she passed out by the toilet so I grabbed the whiskey and Zippo and let it rip..."
Duncan: "A Glasgow Bikini Wax?!...Rude"
Malcom: "Nah, but I did the next best thing. After the bar she passed out by the toilet so I grabbed the whiskey and Zippo and let it rip..."
Duncan: "A Glasgow Bikini Wax?!...Rude"
Glasgow Bikini Wax by Bdamn October 17, 2010