Bdamn's definitions
A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.
"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
by Bdamn August 23, 2011
Get the Cosmikazemug. The alternative to artificial lubricant (eg. KY). Performed when foreplay is bypassed to get into the "good stuff" without causing undo friction.
Please take me to a grease monkey, cuz I like to get lubed up before I get FUCKED! Huh! Some lube would be nice... or at least a Courtesy Lick
by Bdamn June 1, 2011
Get the Courtesy Lickmug. The initial reaction of most virgins to penetration. With a grimace and muffled gasp, the virgin in question shoots out an arm towards the chest or face in true Football fashion. Unintentional injuries may result from such violent actions.
"What the fuck happened to your nose?"
" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
Get the Virgin Stiff Armmug. One of the only well developed muscles on gamers, especially those who have yet to grow pubic hair.
During an argument the kid or effeminate dude in his parents basement will mention how awesome he is and something about your mother
During an argument the kid or effeminate dude in his parents basement will mention how awesome he is and something about your mother
"I can't believe you lost the game for us! I was trying so hard (tears forming)... hard like my 13 year old dick with your mom!"
"Really man? Did you just rip off your bieber T-shirt and flex your Microsoft Muscle?"
"Really man? Did you just rip off your bieber T-shirt and flex your Microsoft Muscle?"
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
Get the Microsoft Musclemug. Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.
Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.
by Bdamn December 19, 2010
Get the dicktitsmug.