Definitions by Bbb23’s left testicle
Wiktator
A power-abusing asshole Wikipedia admin (or high-ranking user) who won't let you write anything at all.
We live in a Wiktatorship.
Wiktator by Bbb23’s left testicle January 10, 2024
patagonia
"We care about the environment, and nobody else does!"
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"
"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"
"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.
patagonia by Bbb23’s left testicle December 20, 2023
xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
A word that you can use to impress people with your ultra-badass mouth. It means "he had had in his possession a bunchberry plant" in the Bella Coola/Nuxalk language of British Columbia. Based on recordings, this word is approximately pronounced "ship-whitch-pilsh-skwuts", except the whole thing is whispered. If you've never heard of a bunchberry plant, it grows in patches about as high as dandelions (the yellow flowers, not the seed clusters that are fun to blow), and it has red berries that come in bunches (duh), and it has four-petaled white flowers.
Innocent dude: So what was that plant in his backyard garden?
An actual demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: WTF was that?
Demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: *sighs*
Demon: No seriously, xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓!
Innocent dude: Ship-whit- *dies of a stroke*
Xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓ is the true successor to "Supercalifragilisticexipalidocious" from Mary Poppins.
An actual demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: WTF was that?
Demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: *sighs*
Demon: No seriously, xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓!
Innocent dude: Ship-whit- *dies of a stroke*
Xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓ is the true successor to "Supercalifragilisticexipalidocious" from Mary Poppins.
xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓ by Bbb23’s left testicle December 7, 2023
squirrel stapler
***CONTAINS ZERO SPOILERS***
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
squirrel stapler by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
Resembles a sideways among us character, it even has the oxygen tank, but in many fonts it does not look as good as other ways to type Crewmate, such as ඞ. It looks great in arial font, however.
The glyph is made from a variant of the Greek letter Rho and the Cyrillic letter Zemlya (Ze) with a hook.
The glyph is made from a variant of the Greek letter Rho and the Cyrillic letter Zemlya (Ze) with a hook.
When the imposter is sus! ϱҙ
ϱҙ by Bbb23’s left testicle October 18, 2023
smurf cat
A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)
smurf cat by Bbb23’s left testicle October 10, 2023