xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓

A word that you can use to impress people with your ultra-badass mouth. It means "he had had in his possession a bunchberry plant" in the Bella Coola/Nuxalk language of British Columbia. Based on recordings, this word is approximately pronounced "ship-whitch-pilsh-skwuts", except the whole thing is whispered. If you've never heard of a bunchberry plant, it grows in patches about as high as dandelions (the yellow flowers, not the seed clusters that are fun to blow), and it has red berries that come in bunches (duh), and it has four-petaled white flowers.
Innocent dude: So what was that plant in his backyard garden?
An actual demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: WTF was that?
Demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: *sighs*
Demon: No seriously, xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓!
Innocent dude: Ship-whit- *dies of a stroke*

Xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓ is the true successor to "Supercalifragilisticexipalidocious" from Mary Poppins.
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orraight

Sheila: Oi, 'ya busy m8? Time ta get tha shrimp on the bahbie cunt
Bruce: Orraight mate, waitin in the billabong
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Ojai

A piece of Oregon that was magically transported into southern California.
Forests, mountains, small businesses, hippies, red necks, tree huggers, old fellows, Ojai has it all.
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Wiktator

A power-abusing asshole Wikipedia admin (or high-ranking user) who won't let you write anything at all.
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Crap CBT

A nickname for chat gpt, from "crap" and "CBT" (meaning cock and ball torture.) Chat GPT an ai that answers your questions using google search, but is overall not as smart as it's made out to be. Crap CBT still worries both smart people and idiots like me (and probably you as well) about the ultimate effects of artificial intelligence.
Dammit, Crap CBT can't even spell words backwards sometimes, but we still think it's taking over the world.
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 05, 2023
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ekrpat

What happens when you try to type dvorak with a dvorak keyboard.
D.nl m. igfow orm.ydcbi co ,prbi ,cyd mf t.fxrapew C-m irbba ugjtcbi ec.w dr, er C i.y cy rgy ru ekrpat mre. ln.ao. d.nl aaaaaaaaaaaaadddd!
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slither.io moment

1. Any whimsical/common event that occurs in the popular browser game slither.io.
2. A similar phenomenon to any of such events occurring in a similar game such as Splix or PowerLine.
Examples of slither.io moments include:
A) The chaos that ensues after a very large snake dies, often lasting for several minutes as many noobies quickly get big and reach the leaderboard, then die soon after, rinse and repeat. This generally happens near the map's center.
B) When most of the leaderboard consists of angry morons caught up in the dark crevasse of mainstream US politics. Names used by such players include: "BIDEN IS A TRAITOR" "MAGAS ARE RETARDED" "SEND TRUMP TO JAIL" "TO HELL WITH THE DEMONRATS (sic)". Even if you suck at the game, you're advised to kill any such player you see. Religious names don't count.
C) A moment when a massive snake somehow dies to a tiny player who just entered the game. These little powerhouses often rise to dominate the leaderboard, and I respect them with my whole heart.
D) A moment when you are merely minding your own business and several snakes all smash into your tail at once. This is far more common in a suicidal slither knockoff (powerline.io) due to its extreme lag, but it still counts, probably.
E) In the browser version of slither.io, the network lag is infamously horrible. Often times the game completely freezes for a few seconds, and when it resumes, you discover you randomly died during your disconnection.
*gets to 25,000 length and #1 on the leaderboard*
*gets killed by snake with 23 XP*
*slither.io moment*
*clenches fist and grits teeth*
*opens mouth wide open and deeply inhales*
*eyes get red and veiny*
*heart begins to throb in chest*
*ears begin to inexplicably ring*
*hands and feet begin to curl back*
*tears in eyes, face turns red and wrinkly*
*arms get as veiny as an erect penis*
*dick and balls get extra warm, completely retract into pelvis*
*brain is electrically charged at 5000 volts*
*inhales even more, nearly beginning to shrivel*
(audible for miles, echoes all over) SLIIIITHER.IOOOOOOO MOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes into rage and tries to punch a hole through keyboard*
*pounds with all might and overflowing adrenaline*
*shock causes a 9.3 Richter scale earthquake instead*
*tidal waves immediately erupt all over the world*
*the earth's magnetic field does a backflip*
*entire planet explodes*
*sighs loudly*
*drops flat into a coma*
*dies*
all becuase of a stupid snake game
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 10, 2023
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