BattlerOfTheParkers's definitions

Parker

There are 3 types of Parkers. The average Parker is so fucking annoying like shut the hell up. He also has a record for tiniest dick, it looks like a vagina. The rarer middle name parker is still annoying but he can easily get you to care about him. He's also an asshole sometime, though he will restore your faith in Parkers. Then there is the girl parker. Said to be the spawn of Satan she will kill you with her annoying personality and you will hate her for the rest of your life. She's also such a fucking dumb blonde. Legends say that one day the 3 Parkers will meet and have a legendary battle. However if the girl parker wins Armageddon will start and all hope will be lost. They're all really tall or really short though.

Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Parker over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah she's so fucking stupid."

Person 1: "No not her, that Parker over there messing with Jacob."

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

Josh

He's the 28th letter of the alphabet.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z JACOB JOSH

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.

Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.

I hate the Battle of the Parkers.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Maya

Why are they all so fucking hot. Except for that one Maya, you know who I'm talking about. Then they'll break your heart by being weird or gay or something.

Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Maya over there? I think I Like her."
Person 2: " Bro she's gay."

Girl 1: "You're so lucky to be with Maya she's so hot."
Girl 2: "I know right, but I hate when other people stare at her.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023