carpet licker

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus

Barbara Streisand

by Batman November 09, 2001

kamehamea wave

For all you stupid assholes who call this the "Kamehameha", this is the real term. It is an energy blast in DBZ and is the pattented move of the "good guys", although Cell and Majin Bu have used it (and gotten their asses kicked for it). And so you know, it has nothing to do with a killer blow to the ass.

Kame....

by Batman March 05, 2003

Jexing

Joking. From root word 'jexa'.

Yo blood, yu jexin' wit me?

by Batman March 30, 2005

blue balls

The aching of testicles brought about by partial sexual deprivation or lack of poontang.

That skanky ho-bag left me with a mad case of blue balls!

by Batman November 10, 2001

lips on balls

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.

Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.

by batman December 12, 2002

lewt

loot.
money, prize, treasure, good stuff

0mg, i went on a dungeon raid today and got some phat lewt

by batman October 08, 2003

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002