scrimage chick

This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.
Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.
by Batman May 20, 2004
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manseir

a device meant to hold in the massive moobs of an overweight man so he doesn't seem so fat. This product also has other names such as the Stevie-Wonder Bra
Rothman has such big man titties he needs a manseir
by Batman March 04, 2003
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twist

Cockney slang for girl. See the Snatch DVD special features for an explanation. Girl rhymes with twirl, as in twist-and-twirl.
I don wanna see that twist's chevy (chase => face) again!
by batman October 20, 2003
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Susannah

Susannah

A Susannah is a perfect definition of what a woman should be. Susannahs usually have blonde or light colored hair, either dyed or natural. Susannahs usually have amazing personalities and are very sensitive to other peoples feelings. Also their great taste in music makes them highly desirable women. If you date a Susannah, consider yourself lucky, because you might not get the honor again.
Susannah is beautiful
by Batman July 08, 2017
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hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.
1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.
by Batman June 10, 2004
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clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.
by batman December 12, 2002
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D.K.

An artistic-like individual with a bent towards verbosing loudly and "feeding monkeys".
Your Saab makes you look like a D.K.
by batman April 16, 2006
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