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damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)
'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'
by batman March 19, 2005
mugGet the damp paper towelsmug.

game

1. cuz you got no game son!
2. I've gots the mad game yo'!
3. quittin' on me? that's a sign of no game!
by Batman February 21, 2003
mugGet the gamemug.

megahizzle

Slang term for megaHertz (mHz).
...seven tre tre megahizzle microprizzle...
by Batman January 5, 2004
mugGet the megahizzlemug.

furry

A furry is a disillusioned person who claims that their own social ineptness is due to an innate link with the animal world rather than the fact that they're ugly and smell of onions.

Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.

Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.
by batman June 10, 2005
mugGet the furrymug.

rubber necker

Person who cranes, stains or otherwise awkwardly turns their head and stares while passing the scene of something interesting (usually morbid in nature).
This is usually seen and performed while driving past the scene of an accident, or any other incident where there are police, firemen or ambulances with lots of flashing lights.
by Batman July 11, 2004
mugGet the rubber neckermug.

wtfpwnd

what the fuck <killed, brutalized>
usually used in the place of regular pwnd when your death or beating was suprisingly fast or gruesome.
holy clown SHIT! you just got wtfpwnd!! (also: wtfowned, wtfownd, wtfpwned, wtfownt or wtfpwnt)
by batman October 8, 2003
mugGet the wtfpwndmug.

scott savol

"look its the best looking man on the planet. Fuckin owned
by Batman March 15, 2005
mugGet the scott savolmug.

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