Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003
Get the phutmug. The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
Get the colonmug. The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
Get the jismmug. by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003
Get the dastardlymug. <Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003
Get the computermug. I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.
Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash
Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash
Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash
Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.
Reaction: Crash
Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash
Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash
Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003
Get the Windows MEmug. by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003
Get the gayabilitymug.