Periwinkle

1. Any of several small, often edible marine snails, having thick, cone-shaped, whorled shells.

2. A pale purplish-blue color.

1. One of my friends has a head shaped like a periwinkle.

2. His face turned a light shade of periwinkle as he choked on the plastic lobster.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 05, 2003

Nothing

What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?

Nothing.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

Electronics Boutique

A great resource of games, game guides, computer hardware + software and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (which suck by the way didn't you know you should know.)

Electronics Boutique at Hurstville is very small.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 01, 2003

post slut

Much like post whore, only that it sounds like a person who prostitutes on message boards, rather than one who floods and rapes threads.

The post slut's signature had her phone number in it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

Freedom Fries

Half-assed concoction to get back at the French, thus making Dubbya look more spineless. Perhaps Bush thinks he shall grow a vertebra when he refers to France as 'Stenchland'. Hoy..

Freedom Fries
Freedom Toast
Freedom Letter
Freedom Kiss
Freedom Dictionary
Freedom Horn
Freedom Stick
Freedom Window

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 07, 2003

Steve Irwin

The stain on Australia's-Personal-Image's underwear. Makes us all look like fricking overactive assclowns.

No, not all Australians say 'Crikey!' and 'mate'. We don't all have a stupid accent. We don't all hunt crocodiles. Yes, we are the descendants of convicts. Yes, we do live in a land of Kangaroos. The fact is, Australias population is majorized in the cities, and most Australians only see Kangaroos in the zoo.

Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 08, 2006

:o)

chode-nosed cretin

:o) suck my small, hairy nose

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003