Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.

<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

man

1) Male
2) General term for humans (See Mankind)
3) Exclamation of disbelief.

1) That man over there rode in my motor vehicle
2) God created Man, Man created DOOM.
3) Aww, man! What a clusterfuck!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, senseless rapper or singer and then suddenly become good.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Get loud mother fux0r

'Getting loud' is what you should be doin' when Obie Trice gets on the mic, you mother fux0r.

Shady records til I sleep, mother fux0r!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

cybersex

The lowest form of sexual contact one might obtain.

I go into chatrooms, pretend to be a girl, and give guys phone numbers of idiots that I know. The fools are clueless.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

hoy

A word muttered after being contradicted, or after someone says something they think is right/cool, but isn't.

<CheeseWad> Yuo fagit
<LavatoryMaster> Hoy..

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

Uber Cynic

One who is very negative and choc-full of bad karma.

The Uber Cynic complained about the sky and then shot and elderly man.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003