Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

diarrhea of the mouth

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.

I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

gayability

Anything that has the potential of being gay (i.e Justin Timberlake)

<Kolon> Justin Timberlake has gayability!
<JTimba> NOH SHE DUZNAT!!111111111 lozl~

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez

Creator of Invader Zim, the single greatest animation after The Simpsons and Futurama.

Meats of evil..

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

thickhead

Numbskull, idiot, Bill Gates, bonehead, shmoe, Bill Gates, imbecile, Bill Gates, Bill Gates, Dubbya.

That Bill Gates character sure is one thickhead.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

widows

What house-wives become when their husbands get a job using Windows ME. See Widows ME.

Widows ME update: 4th husband dead!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003