Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

look at me!

Phrase not spoken, but played out in actions (i.e stripping) by attention-whores and fucktards.

The attention-whore went into a bar and stripped down into nothing but her underpants. Her actions totally screamed "LOOK AT ME! PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

Chesticles

Another word for breasticles when referring to a man.

"That CHICK has breasticles!"
"That DUDE has chesticles!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

tattered rags

1) Hobo clothing
2) Hobo housing

1) My tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
2) Oh sheezy! My tattered rags are gone! Where will I live?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Dumb Ed

Yellow-skinned character from the cartoon Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy. He has no chin and likes chickens.

"Table for two!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

nose-job

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

Bubs

Owns the concession stand. He can dance and fix things, such as most mechanical objects and marriages. His dancing skills are of high quality. Found to be dancing on Your Grave.

"It looks like someone tried to shove swiss cake rolls in the disk drive!"

"Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003