dastardly

to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.

Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003

phut

A short, precise excape of air.

heave... heave... PHUT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

hoe

A garden rake. For the slut versian, see ho

Your mom and I dug up the garden with a hoe (XD)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Star Wars

A word that you utter from behind someone to see if they turn around. Those who turn around are prone to mocking.

"Star Wars! Haaa, ya looked! What a chump!"

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003