daggit

a phewlish little beaver

stop biting my ankles, Daggit

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

I will s00 j00!

Bastardization of 'I shall take you to the courts, dear fellow.'

<F47> I will s00 j00 f0r m4king m3 g3t f4t by 3ating @ McDon4lds!
<Kupple> You sloppy sucka.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

baby juice

Breast milk.

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

assbaby

a person who has never had a vagina wrapped around their head!

The assbaby called me an assbaby. IRONCI!22211// lozlzll

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Geek Speak

How now brown fire extinguisher.

Eat brick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.

1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

mortal kombat

First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003