Definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

Dr. Evil 

The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.

"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"

"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"

Dr. Evil by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

^0^ 

Shittiest emoticon I have had the misfortune to behold.

<FuKuJiGgA> ^0^ My mouth stretches above my eyes!

^0^ by Bastardized Bottomburp September 27, 2003

-.- 

Tiredsome Animé emoticon.

<AzNcHiQQa> -.- u tire meh
<Killbot000> You look like someone kissing someones ass with their eyes closed.

-.- by Bastardized Bottomburp September 27, 2003

impromptu 

Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes to prepare for.

I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word 'ass' 'anus' 'shit' or 'hair'.

impromptu by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

overmarketing 

The result of:

+ Harry Potter merchandise
+ Pokémon's downfall
+ Dragon Ball Z's hate
+ Cartoon Network's uptardedness
+ Over-obsessed fanboys

Everytime there is a product without millions of crap to suck out of it, a fat-cat businessman is born.

overmarketing by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

whatever 

Something you will say when you are losing an argument (just observe any common argument and see.)

"Whatever, you are wrong, I am right, whatever."

whatever by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

gaydar 

A machine designed to detect whether or not a person or animal is homosexual or not.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.

My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.

gaydar by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003