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Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003
mugGet the Uptardedmug.

|:O

1. Look at me, I am a gorilla
2. It seems I have a cucumber lodged in my anal cavity.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
mugGet the |:Omug.

linux-box

An X-Box that runs Linux. This was unintentional by Microsoft, and now it is to their own faults that their only game console promotes another OS company. Ha ha. Of course, some fiddling needs to be done to the Sex-Box that only linux geeks would know how or bother to do.
Who would bother with LinuX-Box anyway? Linux sucks, and X-Box blows.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003
mugGet the linux-boxmug.

g2g

g2g cya

g2g bai
by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003
mugGet the g2gmug.

scum suckle

The act of sucking the scum from the bottom of a toothbrush/the bottom of your fat momma.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003
mugGet the scum sucklemug.

zombie

An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003
mugGet the zombiemug.

floppy disk

Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.
Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
mugGet the floppy diskmug.

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