secret eating

When you hide marshmellows in the pocket of your pants for eating between meals.

Hide them in your pockets for SECRET EATING!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

net whore

An internet sleaze-slut who says she loves you, but her many MSN Display Names prove she loves 6 other guys. 5 of them know how I feel. The 6th will soon enough. The 7th, whoever he maybe, doesn't know what is gonna smack him in the gonads.

Also see slut, whore, internet whore

Need I say more?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

AOL Kids

sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.

<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

2 of Americas most promising individuals, will one day aspire to more than TV and nachos. And maybe get laid.

Huh huh. He said anus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

chodebusters

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.

"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

end

The final chapter of a series or story.
The top/bottom of something.
The finish.

"Your dick has no end."

"Your mouth has no end. Shut the hell up."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003