Fishbulb

When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.

Mr. Sparkle is direspectful to dirt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 14, 2003

†

A sword or dagger.

I'll knife you with my †

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 29, 2003

guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.

Burns made Homer Simpson the Head Bee Guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

rancid

tainted, spoiled, gone-off. Usually referred to meat products and meat alternatives.

Teh rancid maet hert my bely!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

dastardly

to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.

Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003

20's

the decade of pure gayness

My grandpappy was born in the 20's

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Another alternative would be "Your mom was easy"

<Hickery> Haw haw! I pwnz0red j00 in teh Chess!!!1!!1!!2 j00 is teh too easy!
<Dickery> Well, your mom was easy.
<Hickery> Oh my!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 01, 2003