smeg head

A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

diarrhea of the mouth

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.

I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

smegtastic

1. to be full of smeg
2. very smeggy
3. crap, a bullshit artist

that radio announcer is smegtastic

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

CGI

Crazy language of doomy doom. Used in webpages such as Hotmail to confuse simple-minders.

My mum knows alot of CGI.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

null

1. Of or relating to nothing; nothingness.
2. Javascript, when a propertie has the equalness of zero, etc.

1. My bedroom is just null.
2. The command prompt asked me to type my name. I hit 'Enter' without typing a name, and on the webpage, it said 'Hello, null! Welcome to my site!'

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

Ash Ketchum

Character known to appear on bottles of ketchup.

Ash Ketchum Brand Ketchup. May contain traces of ballhair.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

shut

A word usually follow by 'uppa your mouth.'

<numbar1> Hi there.
<numbar2> Shut uppa your mouth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 07, 2003