BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

GIF

A form of computer image that moves as an animation, because it consists of frames, like a movie with no sound.

Bring up the topic of 'How do you pronounce "GIF"?' to a group of nerds and watch them duke it out, verbally.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

grass fairy

More like ass-fairy.

The ass-fairies sprinkled curry throughout Homo Gardens.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

rim

To lick the ass of yourself or another, sexually. Not recommended for vegetarians.

I give so much rim that I am quite sure I have swallowed atleast 3 foetus' over the passed years.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

shady

Shifty, sly, supicious, dark, low, low-profile.

The shady looking man slipped into the bar.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

McDonalds

An over-crowded room with a large M on the roof. It serves fat people fattening food and tosses out the drifters and thin 'uns.

McDonalds was first opened within Stonehenge. It then spread throughout The Netherlands and eventually made its way to Fatland USA.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

Alter Ego

1) the opposite of who you usually are and your presonality (e.g. a hippie's alter ego would be a fascist dictator)
2. the bad side of a person that may come to life at anytime, switching your personality (this is fantasy, though some people may believe they have an alter-ego in which they can't control).
3) A person who you aren't ut you act as sometimes as though you have transformed (e.g Eminem's alter ego is Slim Shady)

My real name is Tim James. My alter ego is Aaron Lewis.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003