BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

punk da funk

Means nothing. Something a try-hard would say when greeting friends or colleagues.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

rancid

tainted, spoiled, gone-off. Usually referred to meat products and meat alternatives.

Teh rancid maet hert my bely!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

iGhey

The iMac's true identity amongst the elite Windows and Linux users.

The iMac is the iGheyest blob of shit on the market.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Santa

A make believe figure, like elves, gremlins and eskimoes.

Santa my ass, it's probably ol' Grampa Cripple, stuck in the chimney again. Get the oil and the rake.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

Iron My Shirt, Bitch

A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.

"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

this web site sucks

What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.

Dirt-clod solutions? Interview with The Pope? This web site sucks!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003