internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 24, 2003

fecal

1. adj: of or relating to feces
2. adj: shitty

You fecal-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

urban thesaurus

A good idea.

Hello = Word up, wassup, what up, howdy, g'day, sup, ssup, heya, heyo, hi, high, jello, cello, mellow, bellow, fellow, how-do.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 01, 2003

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

metric shitload

The equivalent of 1000 metric shitballs.

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

robosexual

The homosexual relationship between a male robot and a male human or a female robot and a female human in the year 3000.

I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 22, 2003