BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

gayability

Anything that has the potential of being gay (i.e Justin Timberlake)

<Kolon> Justin Timberlake has gayability!
<JTimba> NOH SHE DUZNAT!!111111111 lozl~

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

m00se

A 1337ed-up moose

j00 r1d3 t3h m00se!11

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.

<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 8, 2003

maddox.xmission.com

"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.

I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003