BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

breakfast

The most greetable and welcomed meal of the day. See Hello Breakfast.

Hello Breakfast!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

Tragic: The Gathering

A trading card game brainwashing fat, bald 45-year-old comic collecters and young teens alike.

<MungMunch> You're playing Magic: The Gathering? How tragic.
<TubeOfBalls> Yeh, wel, aglaest we haev fwendz LOLZ!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

¬_¬

azn term used all over oekaki boards, message boards, chat rooms and the general internet. Used when they think someone has done something suspicious, even when it is clearly obvious.

Other azn terms include:

^_^
^^
o.O
o.o;;;;;;
=D
._.
^^;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

new holland

The original name of Australia.

G'day, mate! Welcome to New Holland! Crikey!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2003

wankhole

A terminal wally who frequently makes a bastard of himself. Like George W. Bush.

That wankhole controls a nation? Oh my God!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003