Shat

The past-tense of 'shit' which I tend to use as present-tense.

"I shat on your carpet!" - Past
"I took a shat on your stove!" - Present

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 09, 2003

Comic Sans

Overused beyond credibility within webpages, MSN and other IMs. Fixedsys is better, being less common and simply more elite looking.

My friend used to use blue Comic Sans MS font on MSN, but when I started using black Fixedsys, he converted to blue Fixedsys.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

uber

Very, really, super, almightyly

"Your son is über-annoying. Cage him."
"Har hardy har,, fagorts, i m teh über-1337z~~~!1"
"This test is über-hard."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

splatter

When she comes all over your face.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

stupid-head

Crooked-faced butt-monkey with as much reason to live amongst human society as a mosquito.

<Buckle> l00k a7 t3h st0pid h34d!!!1111 l0lz h3r h34d i5 b4çk to =fr0nt!1
<Juckle> Piss off, Nazi.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 22, 2003

implore

To insist or strongly urge.

I implore you to support mass deforestation in South America, idiot.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 01, 2003

penny

It may be small change, but its enough to go through someone's head and out their choad/chode by dropping it from a skyscraper.

Argh! A penny just went into my skull and came out the skin between my warm anus and smooth testicles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003