Definitions by BastardizeD BottomburP

computers 

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

computers by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

banjo-kazooie

A terribly shit game.

I may like Nintendo, but this game was a pile of mucus.

banjo-kazooie by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

Strong Bad

"How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?"

"How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentlemen's sport gloves?"

Strong Bad by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

curses 

An old-time non-offensive swear word, much like gosh, sugar and struth. Used in frustration.

Curses! My telephone is talking again!

curses by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

hackish 

1. n. The language a hacker may speak, such as leet.
2. adj. Relating to hackers

1. w00t is a Hackish exclamation for 'excellent' or 'yay'.
2. "I have a hackish web site full of JavaScript to screw up your system."

hackish by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

Fishbulb 

When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.

Mr. Sparkle is direspectful to dirt.

Fishbulb by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

kthxhi 

Greeting and thanks.

<Krok> Hello! I just uploaded the 500k page on PHP and CGI that I typed by myself over the past 2 weeks, making me lose my job. I hope you like it.
<Sok> Kthxhi

kthxhi by Bastardized Bottomburp September 12, 2003