how r u?

The most annoying question one could ask on MSN Messenger because it is a fact that no one in the world gives a rat's ass about your day or your life.

<JuxtaFudge> Hai
<''heck''> Hello
<JuxtaFudge> how r u?
*''heck'' appear offline and may or may not reply*

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

random act of faggotry

the act of being a faggot who walks around the internet spraying shit.

by bastardized bottomburp May 02, 2003

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

yuptard

1. Yuppie-Retard
2. Soccer Mom

1. SUP AAL MA YUPTARDS IN BROOKELAND LOLZ
2. The yuptard chased Eminem with a fork.

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 22, 2003

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 02, 2003

Ploppy

1. An adjective describing a sad or idiotic comment/person
2. An adjective describing something that is slimy, gooey, pooey or cummy.

1. That man certainly is ploppy.
2. Your ploppy poo is all over my yard! Clean it up, Mr Kaledelfos!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

pac-man strategy

The target company defends itself by threatening to take over its acquirer

Microsoft and Macintosh I suppose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003