chodemeister

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.

Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

st0pid

azn and net whore way of saying 'stupid'

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

†

A sword or dagger.

I'll knife you with my †

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

insert

A sign stuck on the rear of a prostitute.

Insert Here. 3==D

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

word]word[word

It pisses me off when people do that.

"See the worlds funniest definition! wordword/word!!!!!" - Assclump

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

laser

Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.

Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

witness

Something Jehovah has too much of.

Christians don't go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003