downy

Someone who looks and/or acts as if they had down syndrome.

That downy korean was teh funniest thing ive ever seen.

by bastard November 27, 2002

rice rocket

Any member of the front-drive, inexpensive, usually 4 cylinder powered class of automobiles that has had extensive appearance and stereo modifications in order to look fast, but in reality, is NOT fast. A 'rice rocket' is usually characterized by a high sticker-to-horsepower ratio, massive Boeing 747 wing (apparently to hold the rear wheels on the ground), and an exhaust sound somewhere between a lawnmower and a jetski.

"How much did daddy pay for your rice rocket, Tristan?"

by bastard January 16, 2003

jeeta

Slow car.

My jeeta is slow.

by Bastard February 19, 2003

douchenozzle

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....

That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.

by Bastard December 01, 2002

tard farmer

Special Education teacher, instructor, or aide.

Cherry is a tard farmer, poor girl.

by bastard May 23, 2003

scoot ass

When someone wipes their ass on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. Just like dogs do on the grass.

Change the fucking channel or imma scoot ass all over your clean laundry.

by Bastard December 01, 2002