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Definitions by Bastard

My jeeta is slow.
jeeta by Bastard February 19, 2003

rice rocket 

Any member of the front-drive, inexpensive, usually 4 cylinder powered class of automobiles that has had extensive appearance and stereo modifications in order to look fast, but in reality, is NOT fast. A 'rice rocket' is usually characterized by a high sticker-to-horsepower ratio, massive Boeing 747 wing (apparently to hold the rear wheels on the ground), and an exhaust sound somewhere between a lawnmower and a jetski.
"How much did daddy pay for your rice rocket, Tristan?"
rice rocket by bastard January 16, 2003

douchenozzle 

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....
That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.
douchenozzle by Bastard December 1, 2002

scoot ass 

When someone wipes their ass on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. Just like dogs do on the grass.
Change the fucking channel or imma scoot ass all over your clean laundry.
scoot ass by Bastard December 1, 2002

cocksmile 

Person who exhibits a certain flair for causing wordfagotryword. Cocksmiles are usually very arrogant, believeg themselves to be right on every matter. Most often they are not. A cocksmile will stop at nothing to get your girlfriend drunk and let 89 black guys have sex with her, and when confronted about it, will surely try and place blame on someone else. Cocksmiles couldn't fight to save their lives.
var., adj.: cocksmilian. having to do with cocksmiles and their behavior.
That fucking cocksmile stole my parking spot, and laughed about it until I beat his ass.

Stop this cocksmilian wordfagotryword at once.
cocksmile by bastard November 27, 2002
Someone who looks and/or acts as if they had down syndrome.
That downy korean was teh funniest thing ive ever seen.
downy by bastard November 27, 2002