real man

A term mostly women use to groom men into a man who takes women on dinner dates, buys her flowers and gifts, agrees with and defends anything the women says, does what she demands and sacrifices his interests and beliefs to support hers.
"I'm a real man who knows how to treat a lady, last week I went on a random date, bought her flowers and a silver necklace, took her to dinner, and then I went home. that's what real men do, right?".
by Based Fiend July 19, 2024
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Dating Dictator

An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.

A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..
"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator
by Based Fiend July 04, 2022
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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 05, 2024
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The Greens

An Australian cult full of rejects, who pose as an "activist" group to feel relevant. Full of uni dropouts, Karens, soyboys, and . They act like spoilt brats - if they don't get their way they rally, use shaming tactics and generic insults, and claim that they know everything about the world after doing one uni class. Many of them dye their hair or make up strange words to label themselves to think "look at me, I'm special".

The Greens are so desperate for votes they pander to minorities and immigrants and target primary school aged children, as well as troll Youtube channels like Sky news, trying to use primitive shaming tactics. Because they are desperate for attention and to feel relevant, the Greens will protest and rally over anything they can find, even petty things like what someone said on Facebook.

The Greens have crazy idea and make rash decisions, but assume everyone else will fund it.
Jo: "The Greens Party rallied today, holding up traffic and public transport"
Jane: "Yep, usual procedure".
by Based Fiend April 21, 2023
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simpgrooming

The act of grooming a guy into becoming a simp and approaching/making a fuss over every woman he sees. asking each if he can take them out on dates. Not specifically for the purpose of a potential relationship, but in order to benefit the woman. Usually performed online in forums or Youtube comments.

A simp groomer will use patronizing terms like

"looks don't matter"

"aww just keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
"you're not ugly"
"when are men going to man up and ask us out?"

Simpgrooming is actually a turnoff for men, and can be dangerous.
J: "I've asked 1000 girls this week if I can take them on an expensive date! None have said yes, but I have to keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
T: "dude, who's simpgrooming you"
by Based Fiend August 20, 2023
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Simp Fishing

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
by Based Fiend March 14, 2021
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Someone for Everyone

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.
40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..
by Based Fiend March 18, 2021
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