smugley

someone who is stinking ugly

damn that bitch is smugley!

by bart April 04, 2005

drop hats

A word created by two devious young men. Meaning to go have anal sex (ussually male on male).

"Hey, Jim. Wanna go drop hats?"

by Bart November 08, 2004

micky finn

An alcoholic drink that has been adulterated with a drug that causes the drinker to pass out, typically chloral hydrate.

When John woke up naked in an alley behind the bar, he figured that the bartender had slipped him a Micky Finn.

by Bart January 07, 2005

tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004

Scum Cookie

A cookie that a group of guys gather around and beat off onto. Whoever is the last to squeeze it off has to eat the bukaki cookie for honor.

Kyle: hey you guys, you wanna play scum cookie?
Mitch & George: Hell yeah!!!
Mike: Dude, can I just call an automatic last?

by Bart December 22, 2005

shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.

I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.

by Bart June 04, 2003

top hole

the apex of the female form, a girl so beautiful you'd give yer left nut to rummage through her furry field

D'you see that girl?
Yeah....top hole.

by Bart February 18, 2004