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Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.
I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.
by Bart June 4, 2003
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Jisim

Sperm, ejaculate, warm cum that oozes from a juicy cock.
I like to swallow jisim when I go down on my lovers.
by Bart June 4, 2003
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blue gummer

The color a set of lips turn after being wrapped around a cock an extended amount of time.
"I don't like when I turn into a blue gummer since the tingling and numness keep my lips uncomfortable."
"I get off when a girl or guy is a blue gumming on my cock."
by Bart June 4, 2003
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golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.
"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."
by Bart June 4, 2003
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plugged

To have your asshole reamed full with a cock, fist, gerbil, dildo.
"My ass is sore after a good quality plugging, but after squeling like a pig, it sure feels like all that is holy."
by Bart June 4, 2003
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snake

A cock.
"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."
by Bart June 5, 2003
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Relayed

Leet Screenname Im me to trade!
by Bart June 12, 2003
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