Bart's definitions

facial

To cum on someone's face. Often used in conjunction with "cumshot".

In most quality porn, the scene ends in a facial cumshot.

by Bart September 14, 2002

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

by Bart June 4, 2003

snake

A cock.

"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."

by Bart June 5, 2003

blue gummer

The color a set of lips turn after being wrapped around a cock an extended amount of time.

"I don't like when I turn into a blue gummer since the tingling and numness keep my lips uncomfortable."
"I get off when a girl or guy is a blue gumming on my cock."

by Bart June 4, 2003

mucksavage

Common Irish term for a country dweller or someone unfamiliar with urban life. These creatures thrive on Hang sandwiches and warm Fanta orange.

A: What's that funny looking thing in the corner?
B: That's a television you stupid mucksavage.

by Bart September 23, 2004

Sneaky Snake

One who creeps through the grass on his soft under-belly.

Sneaky Snake is creaping up alongside the truck. Guess it's time to do a little snake-huntin!!

by Bart July 1, 2003

government artist

Jobless individual depending on their income from the state, i.e they 'draw' the dole.

A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?

B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.

A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.

by bart September 23, 2004