Barry Flomar's definitions

cum cough

When a female inadvertently swallows male ejaculate in a way that it "goes down the wrong pipe" and produces a cough.

His spload was so forceful and deep in her throat as she swallowed that she was caught off guard. The tickle in her throat was too much and she produced a cum cough. They both died laughing!!!

by Barry Flomar January 23, 2004

moving cargasm

The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.

She trusted his driving and climax control enough to give him a moving cargasm.

by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004

muscle tits

n. breasts characterized by their firm and taut appearance and feel. Usually on the smaller side, nice to grab, however, not very bouncy.

Dude...she was hot! I liked her tight little body and I even liked her cute little muscle tits!

by Barry Flomar January 22, 2004

viking voyeur

A male who is sexually aroused and gratified by watching his female partner being pleasured before he takes her like a viking pirate rendering her breathless and helplessly entranced.

My saty is always surprising me with his viking voyeurism. I love his surprises!

by Barry Flomar January 21, 2004

pussyache

The soreness one feels after having vigorous and powerful sex. The muscles in and around the vulva are tired and sore from contracting and being worked by a very strong penis.

She had a hard time walking and sitting without feeling the incredible pussyache she acquired from the sensational scrump last evening. She didn't mind...

by Barry Flomar January 26, 2004

fuck friends

n. When two people have a friendship involving casual intimate encounters usually of a sexual nature. Typically, the pair have regular romps without any heavy strings attached. The two people scrump and hump without obligation to be more than casual intimate friends.

My fuck friend is uncanny. He is the bomb and I love it when he explodes in my pussy.

by Barry Flomar January 17, 2004

saty

n. derived from the Greek word Satyriasis which means uncontrollable sexual desire in a male. Comparable to the female nymphomaniac. The differance being when a female is a nympho she is a slut or a loose woman. When a male is a saty he is merely a player or a gigolo. It does not usually have the same negative connotation as nympho does.

My guy is one fine saty.

by Barry Flomar January 17, 2004