Barry Flomar's definitions

sexpectorate

v. To cough and choke on semen after performing oral sex on a male. When some of the ejaculate is basically inhaled rather than swallowed.

That was the first time I have ever sexpectorated after giving head...The size and force of his spload was so incredible that I must been caught off guard!!!

by Barry Flomar January 24, 2004

moving cargasm

The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.

She trusted his driving and climax control enough to give him a moving cargasm.

by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004

pussyache

The soreness one feels after having vigorous and powerful sex. The muscles in and around the vulva are tired and sore from contracting and being worked by a very strong penis.

She had a hard time walking and sitting without feeling the incredible pussyache she acquired from the sensational scrump last evening. She didn't mind...

by Barry Flomar January 26, 2004

saty

n. derived from the Greek word Satyriasis which means uncontrollable sexual desire in a male. Comparable to the female nymphomaniac. The differance being when a female is a nympho she is a slut or a loose woman. When a male is a saty he is merely a player or a gigolo. It does not usually have the same negative connotation as nympho does.

My guy is one fine saty.

by Barry Flomar January 17, 2004

cum cough

When a female inadvertently swallows male ejaculate in a way that it "goes down the wrong pipe" and produces a cough.

His spload was so forceful and deep in her throat as she swallowed that she was caught off guard. The tickle in her throat was too much and she produced a cum cough. They both died laughing!!!

by Barry Flomar January 23, 2004

scrumpinstamina

adj. When a male has an excessive amount of sexual endurance. His energy is so high that he usually ends up fucking his partners into virtual stupors. One who possesses scrumpinstamina is usually multiorgasmic.

My guy has such scrumpinstamina that after I swallowed his spload he proceeded to cum six more times!!!

by Barry Flomar January 18, 2004

hottie

n. A male who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make women burn with desire.

In a word...Brett

by Barry Flomar January 29, 2004