Definitions by Barry Flomar
moving cargasm
The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.
moving cargasm by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004
hottie
n. A male who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make women burn with desire.
hottie by Barry Flomar January 29, 2004
pussyache
The soreness one feels after having vigorous and powerful sex. The muscles in and around the vulva are tired and sore from contracting and being worked by a very strong penis.
She had a hard time walking and sitting without feeling the incredible pussyache she acquired from the sensational scrump last evening. She didn't mind...
pussyache by Barry Flomar January 26, 2004
sexpectorate
v. To cough and choke on semen after performing oral sex on a male. When some of the ejaculate is basically inhaled rather than swallowed.
That was the first time I have ever sexpectorated after giving head...The size and force of his spload was so incredible that I must been caught off guard!!!
sexpectorate by Barry Flomar January 24, 2004
cum cough
When a female inadvertently swallows male ejaculate in a way that it "goes down the wrong pipe" and produces a cough.
His spload was so forceful and deep in her throat as she swallowed that she was caught off guard. The tickle in her throat was too much and she produced a cum cough. They both died laughing!!!
cum cough by Barry Flomar January 23, 2004
muscle tits
n. breasts characterized by their firm and taut appearance and feel. Usually on the smaller side, nice to grab, however, not very bouncy.
muscle tits by Barry Flomar January 22, 2004
viking voyeur
A male who is sexually aroused and gratified by watching his female partner being pleasured before he takes her like a viking pirate rendering her breathless and helplessly entranced.
viking voyeur by Barry Flomar January 21, 2004