Definitions by Baron Trouserpress

Bjöllocks 

The music, views and general wider cultural influence of the Icelandic singer Björk.

I thought the single 'Venus as a Boy' was tolerable, but pretty much everything else that Björk has done is bjöllocks.

Bjöllocks by Baron Trouserpress May 20, 2022

Spladoosha 

Sound made by a giant log entering the water in a toilet bowl.

*Knock knock* . . . Anyone in there?
Sí Sí, ocupado!
Ooooohhhh, uunnngghhh, AYYYY CHIHUAHUA!!!
* SPLADOOSHA *
Hey amigo . . . We must alert the port authorities!

Spladoosha by Baron Trouserpress May 16, 2022

Mousewash 

Listerine for drunk people.

Hey Wally, you wanna play some X-Box when we get home?
Uh, no man . . . I'm absolutely assholed . . . I'm just gonna swill some mousewash and hit the sack!

Mousewash by Baron Trouserpress May 9, 2022

Revenge of the Syph 

Drug resistant strain of a sexual disease, particularly Syphilis.

I thought they'd cured my STD but the force is strong in this one; it just keeps coming back . . . Must be The Revenge of the Syph.

Revenge of the Syph by Baron Trouserpress May 1, 2022

Syph Lord 

Prolific carrier and transmitter of sexual diseases, particularly Syphilis.

Of course, as a Syph Lord he is highly proficient with a laser sword, though he much prefers to leave his enemies alive but with a nasty dose of the clap.

Syph Lord by Baron Trouserpress May 1, 2022

Todger Dodger 

Lesbian.

No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.

Todger Dodger by Baron Trouserpress April 30, 2022