Baron Trouserpress's definitions

Todger Dodger

Lesbian.

No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.

by Baron Trouserpress April 30, 2022

Mousewash

Listerine for drunk people.

Hey Wally, you wanna play some X-Box when we get home?
Uh, no man . . . I'm absolutely assholed . . . I'm just gonna swill some mousewash and hit the sack!

by Baron Trouserpress May 9, 2022

Spladoosha

Sound made by a giant log entering the water in a toilet bowl.

*Knock knock* . . . Anyone in there?
Sí Sí, ocupado!
Ooooohhhh, uunnngghhh, AYYYY CHIHUAHUA!!!
* SPLADOOSHA *
Hey amigo . . . We must alert the port authorities!

by Baron Trouserpress May 16, 2022

Syph Lord

Prolific carrier and transmitter of sexual diseases, particularly Syphilis.

Of course, as a Syph Lord he is highly proficient with a laser sword, though he much prefers to leave his enemies alive but with a nasty dose of the clap.

by Baron Trouserpress May 1, 2022

Bjöllocks

The music, views and general wider cultural influence of the Icelandic singer Björk.

I thought the single 'Venus as a Boy' was tolerable, but pretty much everything else that Björk has done is bjöllocks.

by Baron Trouserpress May 20, 2022

Revenge of the Syph

Drug resistant strain of a sexual disease, particularly Syphilis.

I thought they'd cured my STD but the force is strong in this one; it just keeps coming back . . . Must be The Revenge of the Syph.

by Baron Trouserpress May 1, 2022