Barnaby J.'s definitions
Any so-called music that is actually just fancy noise. It is especially garbage if the music is unfortunately liked by many stupid people.
I can't believe I payed like 4 billion dollars to go to this Counting Crows concert. It's just a painful marathon of garbage-noise. Can someone euthanizes me soon? I hope the band's plane crashes.
by Barnaby J. July 5, 2008
Get the garbage-noisemug. People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.
-Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.
-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??
-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.
-I don't.
-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??
-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.
-I don't.
by Barnaby J. August 6, 2008
Get the Anal Leashmug. 1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.
2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.
2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.
Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?
No, I just push my ear-buttons.
What are those?
The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.
Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.
No, I just push my ear-buttons.
What are those?
The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.
Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.
by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008
Get the ear-buttonsmug. 1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.
by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008
Get the buttholesmug. First coined by The Monarch in the wildly popular Venture Brothers cartoon, this is a figurative sarcastic list which has events and tasks that are totally lame and simply unwanted.
-Hey little Johnny, can you do me a favor and clean the gutters sometime today?
-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.
-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!
-Again. Fuck you, mom.
-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.
-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!
-Again. Fuck you, mom.
by Barnaby J. August 9, 2008
Get the to-don't listmug. 1. Contrary to popular belief, the Counting Crows are actually several middle-aged buttholes that have brainwashed most radio stations and youth into believing they make music. Actually, they make extremely expensive garbage-noise which is painful to hear in much the same way a fever hallucination is to experience.
2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.
2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.
hey, its long december! i love counting crows!
what? wait... really?
what do you mean? they're a really good band.
i hope your kids die of rabies.
what? wait... really?
what do you mean? they're a really good band.
i hope your kids die of rabies.
by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008
Get the Counting Crowsmug. The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.
-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?
-Ya mom! What's there to eat?
-Fig Newtons
-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.
-Ya mom! What's there to eat?
-Fig Newtons
-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.
by Barnaby J. August 8, 2008
Get the Fig Newtonsmug.