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The gelatinous, viscous, amalgamation of diarrhea and usually seminal fluid that drips from the anal orifice down to the catholic schoolgirl knee-socks after a romping good round of buttsex.
Teacher: What is 3+3?
Student 1: I smell poop.
Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??
Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.
Teacher: Well, go confess.
Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.
Student 1: I smell poop.
Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??
Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.
Teacher: Well, go confess.
Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.
by Barnaby J. August 6, 2008
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naw, i think i'm just gonna find some strangepuss.
naw, i think i'm just gonna find some strangepuss.
by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008
Get the Strangepuss mug.1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.
by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008
Get the buttholes mug.1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.
2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.
2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.
Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?
No, I just push my ear-buttons.
What are those?
The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.
Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.
No, I just push my ear-buttons.
What are those?
The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.
Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.
by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008
Get the ear-buttons mug.People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.
-Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.
-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??
-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.
-I don't.
-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??
-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.
-I don't.
by Barnaby J. August 6, 2008
Get the Anal Leash mug.First coined by The Monarch in the wildly popular Venture Brothers cartoon, this is a figurative sarcastic list which has events and tasks that are totally lame and simply unwanted.
-Hey little Johnny, can you do me a favor and clean the gutters sometime today?
-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.
-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!
-Again. Fuck you, mom.
-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.
-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!
-Again. Fuck you, mom.
by Barnaby J. August 9, 2008
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What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!
What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!
by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008
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