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Damn, this math problem is hard.
So? Would you say it's complicated?
What? No. Idiot. The correct term is complicating.
I think you're mistaken.
That's why you're dumb.
So? Would you say it's complicated?
What? No. Idiot. The correct term is complicating.
I think you're mistaken.
That's why you're dumb.
by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008
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What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!
What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!
by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008
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naw, i think i'm just gonna find some strangepuss.
naw, i think i'm just gonna find some strangepuss.
by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008
Get the Strangepuss mug.1. Contrary to popular belief, the Counting Crows are actually several middle-aged buttholes that have brainwashed most radio stations and youth into believing they make music. Actually, they make extremely expensive garbage-noise which is painful to hear in much the same way a fever hallucination is to experience.
2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.
2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.
hey, its long december! i love counting crows!
what? wait... really?
what do you mean? they're a really good band.
i hope your kids die of rabies.
what? wait... really?
what do you mean? they're a really good band.
i hope your kids die of rabies.
by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008
Get the Counting Crows mug.Any so-called music that is actually just fancy noise. It is especially garbage if the music is unfortunately liked by many stupid people.
I can't believe I payed like 4 billion dollars to go to this Counting Crows concert. It's just a painful marathon of garbage-noise. Can someone euthanizes me soon? I hope the band's plane crashes.
by Barnaby J. July 5, 2008
Get the garbage-noise mug.1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.
by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008
Get the buttholes mug.1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.
2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.
2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.
Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?
No, I just push my ear-buttons.
What are those?
The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.
Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.
No, I just push my ear-buttons.
What are those?
The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.
Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.
by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008
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