Definitions by Bandito loves Jaymes
Millennial Pussy
A millenial, male or female, that engages in “ghosting” rather then be an adult and break-up with someone in any manner. Text, call, email, or in person are acceptable.
Friend 1 - “hey, how are things going with that new guy?”
Friend 2 - “Well, great for two months and then all the sudden he stopped talking to me. That jerk ghosted me!”
Friend 1 - “Not even a text?”
Friend 2 - “Nope, nothing.”
Friend 1 - “What a Millennial Pussy! At least text after two months”
Friend 2 - “Yup!”
Friend 2 - “Well, great for two months and then all the sudden he stopped talking to me. That jerk ghosted me!”
Friend 1 - “Not even a text?”
Friend 2 - “Nope, nothing.”
Friend 1 - “What a Millennial Pussy! At least text after two months”
Friend 2 - “Yup!”
Millennial Pussy by Bandito loves Jaymes December 15, 2018
Goobydick
Word origin: Anderson, SC
Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Bartender #1: Can you believe this guy? He just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a Hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. He then reached under his pant leg to scratch his balls!
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!
Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!
Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Goobydick by Bandito loves Jaymes October 25, 2017