BanditBall's definitions
One who aggressively seeks out her celebrity crushes but, upon meeting said crushes, does not end up sealing the deal.
Tanya is such a celebritease; having finally met David Franco at a celebrity event, she flirted with him for over an hour but did not to accept his offer to have a night cap in his hotel room.
by BanditBall August 8, 2025
Get the Celebriteasemug. A wager in which the loser is required to purchase a gift on EBay for the winner for a pre-determined amount of money (e.g., $25) or range (e.g., $25-$30).
I can't believe that I lost the EBet to JZ on the last hole. Now I need to find something cool for him on EBay for $25.
by BanditBall October 24, 2013
Get the ebetmug. A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.
I didn’t realize that Paul’s call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.
by BanditBall July 27, 2023
Get the Road Ringmug.