Definitions by BanditBall

avokiddo 

An unusually small-sized avocado.

In order to make my famous guacamole, you can use 3 regular sized avocados or 6 avokiddos.

avokiddo by BanditBall July 4, 2017

size dropper

A poop so large that it, upon completion, enables the dumper to drop down a waist size and/or a notch in their belt.

I feel especially light on my feet after that size dropper I left back in your bathroom. I'm a 31 waist for at least the next few hours.

size dropper by BanditBall March 7, 2016

Faux Selfie 

A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not

That faux selfie of Rosie looks super authentic; I would've sworn that she took the selfie herself.

Faux Selfie by BanditBall August 10, 2015

ebet 

A wager in which the loser is required to purchase a gift on EBay for the winner for a pre-determined amount of money (e.g., $25) or range (e.g., $25-$30).

I can't believe that I lost the EBet to JZ on the last hole. Now I need to find something cool for him on EBay for $25.

ebet by BanditBall October 24, 2013