Banana Hammie's definitions

The medic symbol

When two consenting men wrap their phallusi around one another like the symbol of medicine.

So, how do we make the medic symbol with our penises.

by Banana Hammie December 14, 2019

TardGrinder

A popular dating website for retarded people.

Oliver: "Hay man where did you meet that hot chick?"
Theo: "Oh, I met this hot number on TardGrinder!"

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Brainlit

A monumentally stupid person, retard, mongoloid, dingus, dumb shit, dip shit, shit for brains, ass hat, fuck head, knuckle fart, mouth breather, etc.

Wow, that brainlit had the nerve to question you? Fuck that guy!

by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019

Yum

Young urban materialist. Like yuppie but different.

God, I sure do hate the yum class of Chelsea.

by Banana Hammie November 17, 2019

Jizz target

The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.

Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Molasses daddy

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Special little man

A little man to dom for social power. One collects special little men.

I shall collect the special little man that plays guitar down the hall.

by Banana Hammie October 5, 2021