Definitions by Banana Hammie

Sissy lizard bitch 

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.

Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!

Sissy lizard bitch by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Salty seamen 

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

Salty seamen by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Turdburgler 

A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.

Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.

Turdburgler by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Turkey tank 

A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.

Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?

Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.

Turkey tank by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Squatlander 

A special little man who has magic blood.

I was chasing a squatlander through the woods to get his cream, but he was too fast, slippery, and small.

Squatlander by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Tassel-tot 

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)

The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

Tassel-tot by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019