Banana Hammie's definitions

Punch box

Big gay hole for fisting and twisting.

Some German dungeon broad is getting her punch box worked in the other room.

by Banana Hammie March 2, 2020

Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.

Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.

by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021

Beaverboy

A little big man boy who is perfect cunnilingus height and can't get enough.

Caitlin the clit-tard fantasizes that Peter Dinklage will someday become her beaverboy.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Iranian Friendship

Non-sexual same sex best friends who snuggle, hold hands, kiss each other on the cheek, and go to the bathhouse together.

Gorgeous Man: Those two grown middle eastern men have a beautiful "Iranian Friendship" together.

Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?

Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.

by Banana Hammie July 19, 2020

Sissy lizard bitch

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.

Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Clit-tard

The female equivalent of the cumbrain.

The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Apple cheeks

Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.

With apple cheeks like that, George Michael could never pass for straight.

by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019