Punch box

Big gay hole for fisting and twisting.

Some German dungeon broad is getting her punch box worked in the other room.

by Banana Hammie March 03, 2020

Pube golem

A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.

Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

The medic symbol

When two consenting men wrap their phallusi around one another like the symbol of medicine.

So, how do we make the medic symbol with our penises.

by Banana Hammie December 15, 2019

Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.

Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!

by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020

Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

TardGrinder

A popular dating website for retarded people.

Oliver: "Hay man where did you meet that hot chick?"
Theo: "Oh, I met this hot number on TardGrinder!"

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

Mad ginger-face

The scary type of ginger that you would NOT want to see on a Halloween.

Carrie on prom night? You would think so... I take one look at her and I shit my panties, she got mad ginger-face!

by Banana Hammie November 01, 2019