Turkey tank

A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.

Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?

Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

Chodular

Taking the shape of or having to do with a chode, chode-like

Look at that chodular man and his chodular kids, gross.

by Banana Hammie December 26, 2020

Jew-brew

Manichevitz wine

Pass the jew-brew.

by Banana Hammie November 10, 2019

Chubby rain

Chubby chode jizz

The sweaty pizza delivery boy dropped chubby rain down on the big Jewish individual's face and stuff.

by Banana Hammie June 18, 2020

Fairyhole

A gay man's ass. Particularly one that you could lose many things in

FUCK I lost my car keys in your tight little fairyhole. Roger! Can you fish them out for me?

by Banana Hammie September 13, 2020

Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Sissy lizard bitch

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.

Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019