54 definitions by Banana Hammie

Up syndrome

A being of such a massive intellect and high IQ that they are completely unable to function in plebian society.

Oliver is such a god at Smash Bros, I wonder if he has up syndrome.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

The act of sixty-nineing but strictly with bungs hole action. Imagine shining pennies with your tongue.

When I told my dad that I was rolling coins in my room he thought I was eating buttholio.

by Banana Hammie April 12, 2020

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

When one sticks their crystal inside their partner's b-hole and then takes it out and draws on the person's back with said crystal.

During this year's peyote conference I gave my non-binary lover a Woodstock Tattoo.

by Banana Hammie September 23, 2021

Caitlin the clit-tard fantasizes that Peter Dinklage will someday become her beaverboy.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.

Mussoweeni was gifted the phallic Sword of Jizzlam.

by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

A standard gimp that lives in your bunker, instead of your dungeon, to make the apocalypse spicey.

My ass is sooo torn up from the family bunker gimp pounding I've been taking. I don't know how much of this BGD I can handle.

by Banana Hammie December 14, 2019