Banana Hammie's definitions

White-hot Junior

An untapped twink, unexplored territory, virgin ground waiting to be PLOWED.

I better get that White-hot Junior before it ain't junior no more.

by Banana Hammie October 20, 2020

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.

Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!

by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020

Pornocracy

A period in the middle ages where popes acted most unholy... Oh my!

The pornocracy in the Holy Roman Empire led to many figures in the clergy to hold great orgies in the Vatican.

by Banana Hammie December 10, 2020

BAG

The demented uncle of the BFG. The BAG is the Big Angry Giant, a fat, abusive, drunk.

When Christmas time comes about you better not make a ruckus or the BAG will come and beet you!

by Banana Hammie December 17, 2019

Brainlit

A monumentally stupid person, retard, mongoloid, dingus, dumb shit, dip shit, shit for brains, ass hat, fuck head, knuckle fart, mouth breather, etc.

Wow, that brainlit had the nerve to question you? Fuck that guy!

by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019

Jizz target

The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.

Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019