Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Banana Hammie

Special little man

A little man to dom for social power. One collects special little men.

I shall collect the special little man that plays guitar down the hall.

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Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.

Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.

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When one sticks their crystal inside their partner's b-hole and then takes it out and draws on the person's back with said crystal.

During this year's peyote conference I gave my non-binary lover a Woodstock Tattoo.

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Half monkey, half man. Maybe it's used to insulate stupid people. Maybe it's a racial slur. I don't know, it's from a Devo song.

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Taking the shape of or having to do with a chode, chode-like

Look at that chodular man and his chodular kids, gross.

Chodular by Banana Hammie December 26, 2020

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A period in the middle ages where popes acted most unholy... Oh my!

The pornocracy in the Holy Roman Empire led to many figures in the clergy to hold great orgies in the Vatican.

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Using one's 1970's moustache and a particularly strong tongue to clean out a gay man's butt with a powerful sweeping action

Freddie Mercury gave his boyfriend one heck of a chimney sweep!

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