Bambianca's definitions

Lin: Look, I accesorized my protogen!
Eewa: This content is definitely suggestive
*20 minutes later and a huge argument*
Thalia: That guy definitely has Kyle’s Mom Syndrome
Eewa: This content is definitely suggestive
*20 minutes later and a huge argument*
Thalia: That guy definitely has Kyle’s Mom Syndrome
by Bambianca January 25, 2022

A phrase used by ROBLOX kids to indicate when something is so incomprehensible or funny that they’re *shitting robux cards*
by Bambianca November 3, 2021

The coolest girl you will ever meet. She is a Scene kid and raver who genuinely believes it’s 2008 and her favorite games are Changed (although she doesn’t want anyone to know that) and Resident Evil. She is extremely eager to be friends with everyone. She is also absolutely obsessed with the Matrix trilogy. Her hair is brown but slowly turning blonde with layers of bleach, and her eyes are also a deep brown.
by Bambianca June 29, 2023

Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006
“Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night”
“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”
“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”
by Bambianca June 10, 2024

A term that redditors call themselves in order to justify completely fake animal abuse claims and outright beat the shit out of OP mentally. The best way to piss of a veterinarian is to ask them for their license, which they will respond with a completely butthurt mental breakdown. Some veterinarians will accept that it’s not animal abuse, but others will continue screaming at you until you take brazil to them.
“I am a veterinarian and I am beyond disgusted that your porn featured a dog in it.” example 1 (found on Pornhub)
“YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU FOR BATHING YOUR CAT IN WATER! I DON’T EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF!”- example 2 (pissed off and childish veterinarian)
“You know that this is actual animal abuse. Never before in my entire life have I seen anything so disgusting and dreadful. This might be the most gruesome image I’ve ever seen”- Example 3 (butthurt veterinarian on a picture of a stupid looking hairless kitten)
“YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU FOR BATHING YOUR CAT IN WATER! I DON’T EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF!”- example 2 (pissed off and childish veterinarian)
“You know that this is actual animal abuse. Never before in my entire life have I seen anything so disgusting and dreadful. This might be the most gruesome image I’ve ever seen”- Example 3 (butthurt veterinarian on a picture of a stupid looking hairless kitten)
by Bambianca December 19, 2021

A piece of media, usually inspired by the 2000s that attempts to mimic the time period and fails horribly. Usually includes old internet memes like Nyan Cat and Epic Face.
“This is total retroslop! Nyan Cat wasn’t even created until 2011, and the video says “LET’S PARTY LIKE ITS 2009!”
by Bambianca December 17, 2024
