Definitions by Bambianca
matrix COVID
What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.
Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
matrix COVID by Bambianca December 25, 2021
Aventura Hospital
The most dangerous place in the anarchy that is Florida. Claimed by General Electric in 2013 when Agent Smith somehow became a doctor in the hospital, people who need to be hooked up to life support fucking die in a powerplant.
Usually, because of how horny Smith is, he will fuck a random patient but the pull out right before he cums and then cums all over the patient. Don’t forget that his cum will give a person Matrix COVID, which he created. A few weeks back, some Australian idiot walked into this hospital. Let’s say that she’s been hiding for quite some time now
Usually, because of how horny Smith is, he will fuck a random patient but the pull out right before he cums and then cums all over the patient. Don’t forget that his cum will give a person Matrix COVID, which he created. A few weeks back, some Australian idiot walked into this hospital. Let’s say that she’s been hiding for quite some time now
Doctor 1:“Yo how tf did that patient just suddenly disappear. Why is Smith copying himself onto everybody?
Doctor 2: This is Aventura Hospital. Y’know Smith infects everyone he sees because of his transformation fetish
Doctor 1: OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
Smith: I can hear you…
Doctor 2: This is Aventura Hospital. Y’know Smith infects everyone he sees because of his transformation fetish
Doctor 1: OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
Smith: I can hear you…
Aventura Hospital by Bambianca December 25, 2021
Veterinarian
A term that redditors call themselves in order to justify completely fake animal abuse claims and outright beat the shit out of OP mentally. The best way to piss of a veterinarian is to ask them for their license, which they will respond with a completely butthurt mental breakdown. Some veterinarians will accept that it’s not animal abuse, but others will continue screaming at you until you take brazil to them.
“I am a veterinarian and I am beyond disgusted that your porn featured a dog in it.” example 1 (found on Pornhub)
“YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU FOR BATHING YOUR CAT IN WATER! I DON’T EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF!”- example 2 (pissed off and childish veterinarian)
“You know that this is actual animal abuse. Never before in my entire life have I seen anything so disgusting and dreadful. This might be the most gruesome image I’ve ever seen”- Example 3 (butthurt veterinarian on a picture of a stupid looking hairless kitten)
“YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU FOR BATHING YOUR CAT IN WATER! I DON’T EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF!”- example 2 (pissed off and childish veterinarian)
“You know that this is actual animal abuse. Never before in my entire life have I seen anything so disgusting and dreadful. This might be the most gruesome image I’ve ever seen”- Example 3 (butthurt veterinarian on a picture of a stupid looking hairless kitten)
Veterinarian by Bambianca December 19, 2021
Amino Moderator
People who stalk you in Amino chatrooms. They can either be an emotional wreck who gives you a slight scold when you make a suicide joke (they actually have a personality), or they can go out of your way to ruin your life f your username is the lyrics of Two Trucks by Lemon Demon, then get angry when you say that they’re going way too hard on you. There are multiple types of mods
1. Chill Mod: The mod that calls you out when needed, but isn’t afraid to have an actual sense of humor and personality. Though mods fear this trait, it’s actually pretty good to be a chill mod.
2. Synn: The mod that doesn’t even exist, they can only be spawned by a voice chat. Even when they’re in chat, they’re usually sleeping
3. Little Asswipe: The mod who ruins all of the fun and pretends to be supportive when you have a mental breakdown, but if you talk shit about them, they will rip your soul out of your body
4. Asswipe Minion: The mod who is actually quite supportive. Their personality is somewhat similar to that of a Little Asswipe, but if they were actually supportive. They don’t enforce formality like a Little Asswipe, but just tries to keep the chatroom safe. They’re also usually a fan of indie horror games. Usually, they’re somewhat stricter than a chill mod, but not as strict as a little asswipe.
1. Chill Mod: The mod that calls you out when needed, but isn’t afraid to have an actual sense of humor and personality. Though mods fear this trait, it’s actually pretty good to be a chill mod.
2. Synn: The mod that doesn’t even exist, they can only be spawned by a voice chat. Even when they’re in chat, they’re usually sleeping
3. Little Asswipe: The mod who ruins all of the fun and pretends to be supportive when you have a mental breakdown, but if you talk shit about them, they will rip your soul out of your body
4. Asswipe Minion: The mod who is actually quite supportive. Their personality is somewhat similar to that of a Little Asswipe, but if they were actually supportive. They don’t enforce formality like a Little Asswipe, but just tries to keep the chatroom safe. They’re also usually a fan of indie horror games. Usually, they’re somewhat stricter than a chill mod, but not as strict as a little asswipe.
1. “Wow, she doesn’t even know that she’s a pretty good Amino Moderator!”
2. “DAMNIT! You know how slurs are taken very seriously in this chat? Someone called me an r-word! Wake up, Synn!”
3. “I had to leave that chatroom because the mods were constantly ruining my life and pointing out every single flaw I have”
4. “The new moderator was a little bit nicer to me when I had an emotional breakdown in the chat”
2. “DAMNIT! You know how slurs are taken very seriously in this chat? Someone called me an r-word! Wake up, Synn!”
3. “I had to leave that chatroom because the mods were constantly ruining my life and pointing out every single flaw I have”
4. “The new moderator was a little bit nicer to me when I had an emotional breakdown in the chat”
Amino Moderator by Bambianca December 17, 2021
Destroy Dick December Decade
Destroy Dick December Decade by Bambianca November 7, 2021
I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS
A phrase used by ROBLOX kids to indicate when something is so incomprehensible or funny that they’re *shitting robux cards*
I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS by Bambianca November 3, 2021
Girls who eat carrots
Girls who eat carrots by Bambianca March 30, 2021